2011 Archive: The Midnight in Paris
A guy walks out of the bar and expects to be in the 1920s. He’s just in a parking lot in New Jersey. Part of… Read More »2011 Archive: The Midnight in Paris
2011 Classic: The Kim Clijsters “Aussie” Win
Why was she the “Kim-possible”? Because she won in Melbourne and then decided that being a mom was more fun than the WTA tour. Part… Read More »2011 Classic: The Kim Clijsters “Aussie” Win
2011 Vintage: Rihanna and Drake’s Chemistry
Why was “What’s My Name?” the talk of the night? Because the stage was so hot the fire marshal almost shut it down. Part of… Read More »2011 Vintage: Rihanna and Drake’s Chemistry
2011 Archive: The LMFAO Shuffle
The gym teacher trying to look trendy by incorporating the dance steps from “Party Rock Anthem” into the standard morning aerobic routine. Part of the… Read More »2011 Archive: The LMFAO Shuffle
2011 Legacy: The Melancholia Depression
Kirsten Dunst and a planet crashing into Earth. The most beautiful way to feel terrible. Part of the 64 Observational One-Liners: The 2011 Viral Awakening… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Melancholia Depression
2010 Classic: The Eric Stonestreet Upset
Why did Cam win over Mitchell? Because nobody can hystericize with such grace and in such colorful shirts. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »2010 Classic: The Eric Stonestreet Upset
2009 Vintage: The Gmail “Undo Send” Lab
Why was the accountant so relieved? He “recalled” an email three seconds after realizing he CC’d the wrong “Bob.” Part of the 72 Office Groaners:… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Gmail “Undo Send” Lab
2009 Vintage: The Twitter 2009
“I’m tweeting my sandwich.” “No one cares, Dave.” Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2009 Classic: The “TiK ToK” Ke$ha
She brushes her teeth with a bottle of Jack. I brush mine with toothpaste and still feel worse than she does. Part of the 68… Read More »2009 Classic: The “TiK ToK” Ke$ha
2009 Archive: The “Blah Blah Blah” Ke$ha
3OH!3 is on this. 2009 is a very “neon-electro-pop” year. Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2009 Blue-Screen Era archive. Historically Verified