2003 Archive: The Simple Life
We watched Paris and Nicole. My wife said, “At least I’m not that clueless.” I reminded her she once asked where the “any” key was… Read More »2003 Archive: The Simple Life
2003 Archive: The Shag Carpet Static Surge
Shuffling across an outdated avocado-green carpet in thick wool socks, creating enough electrical voltage to shock anyone who attempts to hand you a cup of… Read More »2003 Archive: The Shag Carpet Static Surge
2002 Legacy: Best Female Country Vocal
Why “Shine” by Dolly Parton? Because Dolly is a national treasure, and her voice is made of sunshine and rhinestones. Part of the 36 Grammy… Read More »2002 Legacy: Best Female Country Vocal
2002 Classic: The Band of Brothers Sweep
Why 7 trophies? Because Spielberg and Hanks can make a history book more exciting than a car chase. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »2002 Classic: The Band of Brothers Sweep
2001 Vintage: The Wendy
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows! Part of the 39 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2001 Odyssey Edition… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Wendy
2001 Classic: The MRI
“It’s a very loud machine.” “Like a rock concert?” “No, like a washing machine full of bricks.” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001… Read More »2001 Classic: The MRI
2001 Classic: Best Reggae Album
Why Art and Life by Beenie Man? Because he brought the dancehall to the Staples Center and made everyone look stiff in comparison. Part of… Read More »2001 Classic: Best Reggae Album
2000 Classic: The Haircut
I just got a haircut. — “Which one?” Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive archive. Historically Verified
2000 Vintage: The CD-RW Master
Why did the intern have 50 silver discs? He was busy “burning” the company’s future (and a few mix CDs). Part of the 73 Office… Read More »2000 Vintage: The CD-RW Master
2000 Legacy: The “Vinsanity” Dunk
Why did the French center, Frédéric Weis, retire in his head? Because Vince Carter jumped over a 7-foot-2 human being in the Olympics, effectively ending a career… Read More »2000 Legacy: The “Vinsanity” Dunk