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2003 Archive: The Shag Carpet Static Surge

Shuffling across an outdated avocado-green carpet in thick wool socks, creating enough electrical voltage to shock anyone who attempts to hand you a cup of tea.

Part of the 34 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2003 “Flip Phones, MySpace Mysteries & Desktop Upgrades” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lara_Croft_9606/27/2002 10:15Found a real treasure with this one.
@ICQ_Flower06/18/2015 09:18The green petal is glowing! New joke!
@Rewritable_CD06/18/2011 16:53I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
@Hansel_So_Hot10/19/2002 19:06That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
@Star_Wars_Kid04/19/1995 00:18I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
@Maplestory_Kid05/27/2014 00:37@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
@Anonymous_User12/13/1999 19:20We are many. We are laughing.

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