Why did the French center, Frédéric Weis, retire in his head? Because Vince Carter jumped over a 7-foot-2 human being in the Olympics, effectively ending a career and starting a legend at the same time.
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🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The "Prime Time" Colorado Exit?
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The Swimming Pool
Diving deep into the world of aquatic humor.Why don’t swimmers ev...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Wrexham" Movie
Why was there a film crew on the pitch? Because the documentary b...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Women’s Champions League Growth
Why was the final sold out? Because the level of play was so high...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2021 “Summer of Sport & The Great Messi Migration” Edition
In 2021, the sports calendar was so crowded we actually saw "2020...read more »
The Golf Divorce
A game of inches and a marriage of miles.My wife told me if I go ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Jimmie Johnson "Hall of Fame"
Why was the #48 car in a museum? Because Jimmie was finally induc...read more »
2025 Classic: The Ryder Cup Captaincy
Why was Tiger Woods saying "No"? Because he realized that being a...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2013 “The King Retires & The Iron Man” Edition
In 2013, the sports world witnessed the end of a 26-year empire i...read more »
2025 Archive: The Cristiano Ronaldo "1,000 Goal" Quest
Why was he still playing in the desert? Because he won't stop unt...read more »
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2025 Archive: The LeBron & Bronny Duo
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The Final Whistle
Closing the game with a final OHH! hit.Why did the athlete sit on...read more »
52 Sports Jokes: The 2018 “Philly Special & The French Renaissance” Edition
In 2018, logic took a break. The backup quarterback humiliated To...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.