2021 Vintage: The Small Print
Why did the lawyer use “Ethereum Blue” font? To make the client think the debt was “decentralized.” Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Small Print
2020 Archive: The “Capone” Logic
Why Tom Hardy? For playing a mob boss as a man in a diaper who screams at people while eating a carrot—the ultimate “acting” choice.… Read More »2020 Archive: The “Capone” Logic
2020 Vintage: The Brave Sandwich
Why did the sandwich go on a walk? To get out of the “crusty” house. Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine”… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Brave Sandwich
2019 Vintage: The Little Dog
What do you call a dog that’s a scientist? A “Beagle” assistant. Part of the 43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 “Old Town Road” Edition… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Little Dog
2019 Archive: The Veep Finale
Why did Selina Meyer leave without a trophy? Because the finale was so dark and real that the Academy needed something lighter, like Fleabag (which… Read More »2019 Archive: The Veep Finale
2018 Classic: The Catalog Operator Telephone Shout
Screaming a sixteen-digit credit card expiration date into a cordless phone because Grandpa thinks the operator is standing on a different continent. Part of the… Read More »2018 Classic: The Catalog Operator Telephone Shout
2017 Vintage: The Power Move
Why did the lawyer carry an iPhone X and a BlackBerry? One for the future, and one to show he still remembers where the “shredded… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Power Move
2017 Classic: The Bitcoin Bill
I asked if I could pay for my MRI in Bitcoin. The doctor said, “Wait five minutes… Okay, now you owe me two Bitcoins… wait,… Read More »2017 Classic: The Bitcoin Bill
2016 Classic: The Jason Bourne
“I remember everything!” “Then where did you put the car keys five minutes ago, Jason?” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All… Read More »2016 Classic: The Jason Bourne
2015 Classic: The Laptop “Skylake” Chip
Why did the battery last 10 hours? Because Intel finally figured out that we don’t want to live next to a wall outlet. Part of… Read More »2015 Classic: The Laptop “Skylake” Chip