Why did the lawyer carry an iPhone X and a BlackBerry? One for the future, and one to show he still remembers where the “shredded documents” are.
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Final Closing
Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court & Force Majeure” Edition
In 2020, the legal world went remote. It was the year of the "Vir...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales” Edition
In 2017, the legal world learned that if you don't like the evide...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & The Social Network” Edition
In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »
46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2001 “Shredders & Shell Companies” Edition
In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »
The Jury Duty
Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »
2025 Archive: The Meta-Liability
A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Smart Billing” Edition
In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »
2025 Vintage: The SpaceX Colony Law
A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & HR Nightmares” Edition
In 2005, the world became a stage, and every lawyer became a crit...read more »
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The Witness Stand
A masterclass in asking the right questions at the wrong time."Is...read more »
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"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »
The Cat and Dog Case
When even pets need legal representation.A dog walks into a law o...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition
In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
That was intense... and funny!
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
We are many. We are laughing.
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.