Why did the lawyer use “Ethereum Blue” font? To make the client think the debt was “decentralized.”
Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Stuck Ships” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
One joke to rule them all!
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
Letting this joke through the port.
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
Shut up and take my laughter!