3OH!3 is on this. 2009 is a very “neon-electro-pop” year.
Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2009 Blue-Screen Era archive. Historically Verified
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Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!