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2009 Classic: The “TiK ToK” Ke$ha

 She brushes her teeth with a bottle of Jack. I brush mine with toothpaste and still feel worse than she does.

Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2009 Blue-Screen Era archive. Historically Verified

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