Why was she the “Kim-possible”? Because she won in Melbourne and then decided that being a mom was more fun than the WTA tour.
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Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
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I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.
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