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2011 Classic: The Kim Clijsters “Aussie” Win

Why was she the “Kim-possible”? Because she won in Melbourne and then decided that being a mom was more fun than the WTA tour.

Part of the 51 Sports Jokes: The 2011 “Mavs’ Revenge & The Aguero Moment” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Palm_Pilot_User08/09/2002 08:39Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
@Nsync_Justin11/07/2015 02:21Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Broadband_Newbie05/01/2006 20:01Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@Bluetooth_Bot09/13/1999 03:06Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
@Patrick_Bateman_Fan08/19/2013 11:46Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
@Hide_The_Pain_H10/27/2005 06:16I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
@Cyber_Cafe_Regular12/28/1998 10:59I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
@Jackie_Chan_Wut03/18/2013 08:13My mind is blown by how funny this is.
@Keep_Calm_Fan06/17/2001 12:26Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.
@Filter_Fanatic06/18/2002 15:02This joke looks better with a sepia filter.

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