2017 Vintage: Thor
Ragnarok: Why was Thor so funny? Because Taika Waititi decided that in 2017, a space god should lose his hair, his hammer, and his dignity for… Read More »2017 Vintage: Thor
2017 Archive: The Niger Ambush
Why was everyone asking “Where is Niger?” in October? Because it proved that “Low-Visibility” missions are only low-visibility until something goes wrong, and then they… Read More »2017 Archive: The Niger Ambush
2017 Archive: The Golden State 16-1 Run
Why did the NBA Playoffs feel like a foregone conclusion? Because Kevin Durant and the Warriors went 16-1 in the postseason, making the rest of… Read More »2017 Archive: The Golden State 16-1 Run
2016 Archive: Rihanna (Work)
Why couldn’t we understand the lyrics? Because in 2016, Rihanna realized that “wa-wa-wa-wa-wa” was more than enough to dominate the charts for 10 weeks. Part… Read More »2016 Archive: Rihanna (Work)
2015 Vintage: The Ice Cream
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream “The Force is strong with this one!” Part of the… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Ice Cream
2015 Archive: The Professional Ego
Why does a lawyer never use “Auto-Reply”? Because he believes his “manual responses” are worth $50 each. Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2015… Read More »2015 Archive: The Professional Ego
2015 Classic: The Scared Ghost
Why did the ghost go to the gym? To work on his “dead” lift. Part of the 57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress”… Read More »2015 Classic: The Scared Ghost
2015 Archive: The Berry
I’m “berry” much into this series. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Archive: The Banana
I’m “peeling” great about the future. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Vintage: The “Netflix and Chill” Era
Why was the term so confusing for Grandma? Because she thought it meant literally watching a movie and relaxing, and she couldn’t understand why the… Read More »2015 Vintage: The “Netflix and Chill” Era