2011 Classic: The Tourist
“Is this the room where they filmed the ‘Friday’ music video?” Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: 2011 – The Blocky Glow archive. Historically… Read More »2011 Classic: The Tourist
2011 Legacy: The Transformers 3
Why did the traveler avoid the Chicago skyline? Because Michael Bay convinced him that giant robots were currently tearing down the Sears Tower. Part of… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Transformers 3
2010 Legacy: The Wall Street
Money Never Sleeps: Shia LaBeouf and Michael Douglas. Greed is back, but now it has a smartphone. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2010 Inception… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Wall Street
2010 Vintage: Best Comedy Album
Why A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All!? Because Stephen Colbert winning a Grammy is the greatest gift of all. Part of the 38… Read More »2010 Vintage: Best Comedy Album
2009 Classic: The Surgeon 2
“I’m using a robotic arm.” “Does it have a virus protector?” Part of the 59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition… Read More »2009 Classic: The Surgeon 2
2009 Legacy: The Wikipedia Plagiarism Checkmate
Why did the history department head look so smug? Because she installed a new automated tracking system that caught fifteen different students copy-pasting the exact… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Wikipedia Plagiarism Checkmate
2008 Vintage: The Office 2007 “Ribbon” Acceptance
Why did the secretary finally smile? She found the “Print” button after 12 months of searching. Part of the 67 Office Groaners: The 2008 “Great… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Office 2007 “Ribbon” Acceptance
2007 Classic: The Magnet
I’m “attracted” to the new app store rumors. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Archive: The “Big Girls Don’t Cry”
Fergie is crying in a music video, and I’m crying because I still can’t spell “Fergalicious” without checking a dictionary. Part of the 62 Observational… Read More »2007 Archive: The “Big Girls Don’t Cry”
2006 Legacy: The Happy Feet
A guy starts tap-dancing. The bartender says, “You’re not a penguin, you’re just drunk.” Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Happy Feet