2014 Archive: The “Beto” O’Rourke Emergence
Why did D.C. start hearing his name? Because every year needs a “Cool Guy with a Guitar” to keep the political interns interested. Part of… Read More »2014 Archive: The “Beto” O’Rourke Emergence
2014 Archive: The Twitter Ministry Update
The older board members staring in absolute confusion at the youth leader who wants to tweet the church updates, completely unable to comprehend how a… Read More »2014 Archive: The Twitter Ministry Update
2014 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
Why Arnold Schwarzenegger for Expendables 3? For proving that “I’ll be back” is starting to sound more like a threat than a promise. Part of the… Read More »2014 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
2014 Vintage: The Five Nights at Freddy’s Player
None. If the power goes out, you’re already dead. Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2014 – The Year of the Ice Bucket Challenge… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Five Nights at Freddy’s Player
2013 Classic: The Smartwatch Debut
Why was the boss talking to his wrist? He got the Galaxy Gear and realized he could look like a spy while actually just receiving… Read More »2013 Classic: The Smartwatch Debut
2013 Archive: The 2013 Icon
One, but they do it while wearing a ‘What Does The Fox Say?’ t-shirt and checking their Vine likes. Part of the 58 Light Bulb… Read More »2013 Archive: The 2013 Icon
2012 Vintage: The Little Pig
What do you call a pig that’s a genius? “Ham-stein.” Part of the 44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World” Edition archive.… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Little Pig
2012 Archive: The P!nk “The Truth About Love”
Why “Try”? For the singer who continued to out-dance and out-sing everyone while literally flying through the air. Part of the 42 Musician & Rock… Read More »2012 Archive: The P!nk “The Truth About Love”
2012 Vintage: The America’s Next Top Model
“One, but they have to ‘smize’ until the room glows.” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012 – The Mayan Countdown archive. Historically Verified
2012 Archive: Best Short Form Music Video
Why “Rolling in the Deep”? Because watching things break in slow motion is the perfect metaphor for Adele’s lyrics. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »2012 Archive: Best Short Form Music Video