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1995 Vintage: John Travolta (Get Shorty)

 Why was Travolta everywhere? Because after Pulp Fiction, Hollywood was afraid that if they didn’t give him a role, he’d start dancing in the streets again.

Part of the 41 Celebrity Jokes: The 1995 “Red Carpet & Rhinestones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Classic12/24/1997 14:08That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@Frasier_Crane05/10/2010 09:38I am listening... and I am laughing.
@Hanson_Fan_9709/19/2005 01:52Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril07/12/2015 11:36He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
@Mobile_Web_0112/07/2000 05:10Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!

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