2024 Archive: The “Blue-Eyed Samurai” Fan
One, but it’s a beautifully animated masterpiece of lighting. Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2024 – The Year of the “Brat Summer” archive.… Read More »2024 Archive: The “Blue-Eyed Samurai” Fan
2023 Legacy: The Power Move
Why did the lawyer carry a Vision Pro and a yellow legal pad? To show he’s “hybrid-billable.” Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2023… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Power Move
2022 Classic: The Jägerbomb
Still the ‘Danger Zone’ of any night out. Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2022 Classic: The Jägerbomb
2021 Vintage: The Cursor
I’m “pointing” at the ship in the canal. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Vintage: The Cheer Phenomenon
Why the win? Because throwing people into the air in Texas was more dramatic than most medical procedurals. Part of the 37 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Cheer Phenomenon
2020 Classic: The Sleep Study
“You stop breathing.” “I’m just trying to make my N95 mask last longer.” Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global Pandemic & Zoom… Read More »2020 Classic: The Sleep Study
2020 Archive: The Maskne Diagnosis
I went to the dermatologist for a breakout. She looked at me and said, “That’s a classic case of ‘Fabric Mask Fatigue.’ I’ll prescribe a… Read More »2020 Archive: The Maskne Diagnosis
2019 Classic: The Endgame
A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and says, “I love you 3000.” The bartender says, “That’s nice, but your tab is only… Read More »2019 Classic: The Endgame
2019 Classic: The Masked Singer
Why were we watching a giant taco sing Lady Gaga? Because in 2019, our standards for entertainment became “guess which celebrity is inside the furry… Read More »2019 Classic: The Masked Singer
2017 Archive: The Golden State 16-1 Run
Why did the NBA Playoffs feel like a foregone conclusion? Because Kevin Durant and the Warriors went 16-1 in the postseason, making the rest of… Read More »2017 Archive: The Golden State 16-1 Run