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🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

"You have a cavity." "Can I pay in 'Mind-Coins'?" "No."Part of th...read more »

"Count backwards from ten." "Ten... nine... Silicon... Valley..."...read more »

"Your heart rate is 160." "I just saw my 'Biological Age' update!...read more »

He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »

I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »

@Lock_Stock_Two09/18/2015 08:51It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@Limp_Bizkit_Fan01/15/2011 04:59Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!

@Step_Brothers_B08/02/2008 18:46Did we just become best friends? Yup!

@Harambe_Memories04/19/2008 22:15Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).

@Deal_With_It_G07/23/2010 13:17Deal with it. This is gold.