Still the ‘Danger Zone’ of any night out.
Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income
A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »
The Dyslexic Entry
A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »
The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Draft Beer
"100% human-poured and carbonated."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The...read more »
2024 Archive: The Fallout TV Show
A guy walks in and asks for a Nuka-Cola. The bartender gives him...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Ice Cube
"I'm a hand-carved sphere. I'm very demure."Part of the 58 Bar J...read more »
The Roman Drink
Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »
The C, Eb, and G
Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »
2024 Archive: The Coaster
A guy tries to "scroll" the coaster with his thumb.Part of the 5...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition
In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »
67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition
In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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