I’m “pointing” at the ship in the canal.
Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
Actually, it IS a cool story!