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2014 Archive: The “Beto” O’Rourke Emergence

Why did D.C. start hearing his name? Because every year needs a “Cool Guy with a Guitar” to keep the political interns interested.

Part of the 39 Presidential Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Midterm Blues” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Win95_Fanatic03/02/2004 23:58This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
@Flash_Player_Fan08/13/2013 21:03Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@Cheers_Norm02/16/2010 04:16Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@Memento_Guy06/01/2005 20:22Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
@Hansel_So_Hot06/08/2004 19:36That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
@Ricky_Bobby_Fan08/01/2001 05:55Shake and bake! Hilarious!
@Brennan_Huff_X05/09/1997 10:52I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
@Flash_Intro_Hater08/22/1998 08:57Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
@Fire_Background04/14/2011 07:20This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
@GL_HF_Runner07/23/2015 14:02Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!

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