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2007 Archive: The “Big Girls Don’t Cry”

 Fergie is crying in a music video, and I’m crying because I still can’t spell “Fergalicious” without checking a dictionary.

Part of the 62 Observational One-Liners: The 2007 Tech & Tumble archive. Historically Verified

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@AskJeeves_Fan10/13/2000 01:32Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@Avatar_Na_vi06/13/2007 03:17I see you... laughing!
@Pizza_Pizza_9912/23/2009 15:08Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@Weird_Science_G11/16/2004 02:40We created a monster... of a joke!
@Anchorman_Ron10/30/2007 10:36I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
@Cal_Naughton_Jr08/12/2007 15:16The magic man... is laughing!
@Arthur_Fist_Fan11/29/2005 04:43My fist is clenched... with joy!
@Gaia_Online_Gold05/10/2008 10:22Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
@Hashtag_Master11/10/1995 00:32#funny #joke #retro #90s

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