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2007 Classic: The Magnet

 I’m “attracted” to the new app store rumors.

Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Jurassic_Park_Grant10/18/1998 05:11They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril04/25/2000 09:26He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
@Starship_Troopers04/17/1998 05:37I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@Cal_Naughton_Jr07/09/2004 23:03The magic man... is laughing!
@Best_Viewed_IE409/04/2008 16:17Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
@Slow_Clap_Guy03/08/1995 20:18...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!

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