2002 Legacy: The Ballistic
Ecks vs. Sever Logic: Why was it nominated? Because when your movie’s title sounds like a brand of industrial cleaner, and the plot is even messier,… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Ballistic
2002 Classic: The Denzel vs. Russell Rematch
Why was the Best Actor race so tense? Because Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe were in a heavyweight title fight, and this time, the “Bad… Read More »2002 Classic: The Denzel vs. Russell Rematch
2002 Archive: The “Analyze That” Sequel
Why was it nominated? For proving that some therapy sessions should definitely end after the first hour. Part of the 39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2002 Archive: The “Analyze That” Sequel
2001 Vintage: The Snow
I’m a skier. I’m just “cold-hearted.” Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Legacy: The Windows XP Start
Why did the employee get lost on his desktop? Because the “Start” button was so big and green, he thought it was a tennis court.… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Windows XP Start
2001 Archive: The Empty Wallet
Why is my wallet like a library? People only come to “borrow” from it. Part of the 53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier… Read More »2001 Archive: The Empty Wallet
2001 Archive: Junichiro Koizumi
Why was the Japanese PM a rockstar? Because he had “lion hair” and promised to destroy his own party to save the country—a plan that… Read More »2001 Archive: Junichiro Koizumi
2000 Vintage: The Screen
I’m a monitor. I’m just watching the new age begin. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
1999 Archive: The “Targeting Board” Meetings
Why did they take so long? Because you need 15 lawyers to approve a strike that a Sergeant could have decided in five seconds. Part… Read More »1999 Archive: The “Targeting Board” Meetings
1999 Vintage: The Laptop Case
She uses her laptop case as a footstool. She says it’s the most useful thing a computer has ever done. Part of the 66 Mother-in-Law… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Laptop Case