I’m a monitor. I’m just watching the new age begin.
Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
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Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!