Why did Dad feel like a failure? Because an Iowa family just had seven babies at once, and he was struggling to handle two kids and a slightly overcooked drumstick.
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sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
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I want my two dollars! And a laugh!