1999 Archive: The “Targeting Board” Meetings

Why did they take so long? Because you need 15 lawyers to approve a strike that a Sergeant could have decided in five seconds.

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@Full_House_Lover05/12/2013 03:00You got it, dude! Hilarious.

@SpiceGirls_Fan07/07/2006 11:27Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!

@Fight_Club_Tyler08/28/2005 08:30The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@Napster_User_9908/03/1999 02:29Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@Pedro_For_Pres04/10/2003 15:09Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Baxter_The_Dog03/24/2012 06:54Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@Protoss_Pylon11/15/2003 13:41You must construct additional laughs!