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2002 Legacy: The Ballistic

Ecks vs. Sever Logic: Why was it nominated? Because when your movie’s title sounds like a brand of industrial cleaner, and the plot is even messier, the Razzies are going to come knocking.

Part of the 39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2002 “Swept Away, Pinocchio & Jedi Blues” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Legacy: Worst Screenplay
 Why Madame Web? For a script that was so messy it felt like it w...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Razzie Redeemer – Pamela Anderson
 Why did she win? For her critically acclaimed turn in The Last S...read more »
2023 Archive: The Pooh Sweep
 Why did Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey win 5 Razzies? Because ...read more »
2024 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
 Why Emma Roberts? For Madame Web, a film where her most importan...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Rebel Moon Carry-over
 Why was Zack Snyder hit? For a sequel that was so "epic" it actu...read more »
36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2018 “Holmes & Watson, Gotti & Presidential Wins” Edition
In 2018, the 39th Razzie Awards faced a year where real-world pol...read more »
2025 Archive: Worst Director
 Why Marc Webb for Snow White? For proving that a "web" is exactl...read more »
2024 Archive: The Borderlands Loot
 Why was it a target? Because Eli Roth managed to take a vibrant,...read more »
2024 Archive: The Joker 2 Box Office
 Why was it hit? For proving that the only thing "twice" about th...read more »
2024 Classic: The Unfrosted Logic
 Why the Pop-Tarts? Because Jerry Seinfeld discovered that the or...read more »

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2024 Classic: Worst Screen Couple
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37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2015 “50 Shades of Grey & Fantastic Flops” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Independence_Day01/23/2013 00:43Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
@Sixth_Sense_Cole11/29/2002 05:19I see funny people... everywhere!
@Harry_Potter_Ron06/13/1998 19:22Bloody brilliant, mate!
@Broadband_Newbie10/04/1997 15:08Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@Fight_Club_Member04/27/2010 07:56I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
@Nice_Guy_Eddie03/22/2010 06:48Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
@Ancient_Aliens_G02/20/1999 10:13I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
@Space_Background09/12/2002 07:24The stars are aligned for this joke.
@YouTube_Beta_User04/12/2009 02:19I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
@Noob_Slayer_X04/17/1997 12:30Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.

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