1999 Archive: The “Targeting Board” Meetings
Why did they take so long? Because you need 15 lawyers to approve a strike that a Sergeant could have decided in five seconds. Part… Read More »1999 Archive: The “Targeting Board” Meetings
1999 Archive: The Dream
Why did the lawyer wake up screaming? He dreamed he was working “Pro Bono” for a tech company that actually became successful. Part of the… Read More »1999 Archive: The Dream
1998 Vintage: The “Soy Bomb” Incident
Why did that guy jump on stage during Dylan’s set? Because apparently, “Alternative” in 1998 meant confusing the hell out of a 56-year-old legend with… Read More »1998 Vintage: The “Soy Bomb” Incident
1998 Classic: Jay-Z (Hard Knock Life)
Why was Jay-Z sampling Annie? Because in 1998, he proved that even orphans and rappers can agree that life is tough on the streets. Part of… Read More »1998 Classic: Jay-Z (Hard Knock Life)
1997 Vintage: The Discovery
A woman finds a pair of panties in her husband’s car. She confronts him. He says, “Calm down! I’m just helping a friend move… very,… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Discovery
1997 Legacy: The McCaughey Septuplets
Why did Dad feel like a failure? Because an Iowa family just had seven babies at once, and he was struggling to handle two kids… Read More »1997 Legacy: The McCaughey Septuplets
1996 Legacy: The NYPD Blue Grit
Why did Dennis Franz win again? Because he managed to make a grumpy, short-tempered detective the most lovable person on network television—mostly by out-acting everyone… Read More »1996 Legacy: The NYPD Blue Grit
1996 Classic: The Lime
A lime wedge says, “I’m only here to make the beer look like it’s on vacation.” Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery… Read More »1996 Classic: The Lime
1996 Legacy: The Floppy Disk Label
Writing “SCIENCE PROJECT – DO NOT DELETE” on a sticky label and praying the magnetic disk wouldn’t corrupt before morning. Part of the 38 School… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Floppy Disk Label
1996 Vintage: The IQ Test
How do you confuse a blonde? You don’t. They’re born that way. Part of the 61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1996 Vintage: The IQ Test