How do you confuse a blonde? You don’t. They’re born that way.
Part of the 61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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A blonde walked into a shoe...
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Why can 't...
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A blonde was filling out a...
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A blonde cut a hole in...
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A blonde went to the library...
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Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
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My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
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