Why did the lawyer wake up screaming? He dreamed he was working “Pro Bono” for a tech company that actually became successful.
Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Bug & Matrix Logic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
The Dude abides... this joke.
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
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