Why is my wallet like a library? People only come to “borrow” from it.
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Better than 16-bit graphics!
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
I am adding this to my links page right now.
Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
The spinning envelope told me to come here.