2015 Archive: The Professional Ego

Why does a lawyer never use “Auto-Reply”? Because he believes his “manual responses” are worth $50 each.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the lawyer sue the blockchain? Because the "self-executi...read more »

The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »

Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement.The Devil told a l...read more »

Why do lawyers love 2025? Because no matter how smart the AI get...read more »

A lawyer spent 50 hours looking for a client's private key. He b...read more »

In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »

In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »

Why was the firm's AI decommissioned? It refused to overcharge a...read more »

Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »

A lawyer's office chair told him to "get to work." He sued the c...read more »

In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »

Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »

The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »

In 2014, the legal world realized that "privacy" was officially a...read more »

@Macarena_Dancer09/14/1999 10:56Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!

@Uncle_Rico_9805/25/2002 04:28I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@Trololo_Man_7004/27/2005 07:32Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

@Xanga_Skin_Maker04/10/2012 04:48This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.

@Friendster_Ghost11/06/2014 21:20Remember me? I’m still laughing.