2009 Classic: The Cairo Speech
Why did the President go to Egypt? To tell the Middle East “Let’s be friends,” and then spend the next seven years wondering why they… Read More »2009 Classic: The Cairo Speech
2009 Vintage: The Stephen Curry Draft
Why did the Warriors take the “skinny kid”? Because they realized that “shooting from the parking lot” was going to be the next big trend… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Stephen Curry Draft
2009 Archive: The Two
It’s me and “you.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: The Water
I’m “streaming” everything now. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Archive: Disaster Movie’s Honesty
Why was it hit? For being a movie that accurately described itself in the title while managing to be less funny than an actual natural… Read More »2008 Archive: Disaster Movie’s Honesty
2008 Vintage: The Twilight Phase
“I’m a Team Edward fan!” “Honey, you’re 40. The only thing sparkling about a guy your age is the sweat on his forehead after walking up the… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Twilight Phase
2007 Archive: The Facebook Profile
She changed her relationship status to “It’s Complicated” after we argued about the thermostat. Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Halo… Read More »2007 Archive: The Facebook Profile
2007 Vintage: The Water
I’m “streaming” low-res videos. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Classic: The 1408 Room
Why John Cusack? For proving that a haunted hotel room is much scarier when it starts playing “We’ve Only Just Begun” on the radio. Part… Read More »2007 Classic: The 1408 Room
2006 Vintage: The Fabric
I’m “weaving” a story. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified