2015 Vintage: The Key & Peele Win
Why for Variety Sketch? For proving that “Substitute Teacher” and “Hingle McCringleberry” are the comedic geniuses of our generation. Part of the 39 Emmy Awards… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Key & Peele Win
2015 Vintage: The Joy Movie
“I invented a new mop!” “Does it work?” “No, but Jennifer Lawrence would look great using it.” Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Joy Movie
2014 Vintage: The Phablet
She got one of those massive “Phablets.” She says it’s the only screen big enough to display all the “Red Flags” she’s noticed in our… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Phablet
2013 Archive: Benedict XVI Resigns
Why was the Pope’s retirement a historic “mic drop”? Because it was the first time in 600 years a Pope realized that “Infallibility” doesn’t cover… Read More »2013 Archive: Benedict XVI Resigns
2013 Vintage: The South China Sea “Sandcastles”
Why was the Navy watching Chinese dredging ships? Because China proved that if you don’t have an island for your military base, you can always… Read More »2013 Vintage: The South China Sea “Sandcastles”
2012 Classic: The Governor’s Ball Menu
Why was there gold-dusted chocolate? Because when you lose to a silent movie, the only thing that helps is eating a trophy made of sugar.… Read More »2012 Classic: The Governor’s Ball Menu
2012 Vintage: The Ida
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be your friend! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Ida
2012 Vintage: The “Hall of Fame” The Script
Will.i.am is here to tell us we can be the greatest. 2012 is very motivational. Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of… Read More »2012 Vintage: The “Hall of Fame” The Script
2011 Archive: Worst Picture
Why Jack and Jill? Because it’s the only film that makes you feel like you’re being hit in the face with a shovel for 91 minutes.… Read More »2011 Archive: Worst Picture
2011 Classic: The Facebook Timeline
Why was HR digging through 2007? Because the new “Timeline” feature made everyone’s old party photos much too easy to find. Part of the 76… Read More »2011 Classic: The Facebook Timeline