Why was there gold-dusted chocolate? Because when you lose to a silent movie, the only thing that helps is eating a trophy made of sugar.
Part of the 38 Oscars Jokes: The 2012 “The Artist, Meryl’s Gold & Angelina’s Leg” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The Best International Feature
Why did The Zone of Interest win? Because the Academy loves a mov...read more »
37 Oscars Jokes: The 2021 “Train Station, Nomadland & The Hopkins Twist” Edition
In 2021, the 93rd Academy Awards looked less like a gala and more...read more »
44 Oscars Jokes: The 2025 “Gladiator’s Return, Conan’s Comeback & The Musical Drug Lord” Edition
In 2025, the 97th Academy Awards proved that Hollywood still love...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Hugh Grant "Snark" Return
Why was he there? To remind everyone that he still hates being in...read more »
43 Oscars Jokes: The 2022 “CODA, The Slap & Dune’s Desert Sweep” Edition
In 2022, the 94th Academy Awards returned to the Dolby Theatre an...read more »
2024 Classic: The Best Costume Design
Why did Poor Things win? Because puffy sleeves and Victorian-punk...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Gladiator II" Triumph
Why did it win Best Picture? Because after 25 years, the Academy ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Live Action Short
Why did The Shepherd win? Because John Travolta and a ghost-plane...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ridley Scott Win
Why did he finally win Best Director? Because after 40 years of A...read more »
2025 Classic: The Timothée Chalamet "Bob Dylan" Look
Why was he nominated? To prove that he can play a folk legend, a ...read more »
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38 Oscars Jokes: The 1999 “Shakespeare, Spielberg & Benigni’s Leap” Edition
In 1999, the 71st Academy Awards proved that in Hollywood, a poet...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Best Live Action Short
Why did The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar win? Because Wes Ander...read more »
2024 Classic: The Best Original Screenplay
Why did Anatomy of a Fall win? For showing that a French courtroo...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Best Documentary Short
Why did the "Global Warming" doc win? To remind us that the red c...read more »
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