2020 Classic: The Disney+ “Hamilton”
Why was the traveler singing about 1776? Because he finally got to see the show without selling his car for a ticket. Part of the… Read More »2020 Classic: The Disney+ “Hamilton”
2020 Archive: Best Compilation Soundtrack
Why A Star Is Born? Because “Shallow” was still stuck in everyone’s head 18 months later. Part of the 40 Grammy Jokes: The 2020 “Bad… Read More »2020 Archive: Best Compilation Soundtrack
2020 Archive: The “Toosie Slide” Drake
Left foot up, right foot slide. Drake wrote a song specifically so we wouldn’t trip over our own coffee tables. Part of the 82 Observational… Read More »2020 Archive: The “Toosie Slide” Drake
2019 Vintage: The Antonio Brown “Helmet” Saga
Why was he moving teams every week? Because he couldn’t find a helmet he liked, starting a drama that made reality TV look boring. Part… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Antonio Brown “Helmet” Saga
2019 Classic: The Popeyes Chicken Sandwich
A guy tries to trade a chicken sandwich for a bottle of bourbon. The bartender says, “Deal. That sandwich is harder to find than a… Read More »2019 Classic: The Popeyes Chicken Sandwich
2019 Vintage: The Supermarket
She tried to return a head of broccoli because it “lacked a sense of symmetry.” Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame &… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Supermarket
2019 Archive: The Grape
I’m “whining” about the subscription prices. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Vintage: The Tech Support
What did the lawyer say to the IT guy? “Can you make my digital footprint look like I was ‘out of office’ when I was… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Tech Support
2015 Vintage: The Joy Movie
“I invented a new mop!” “Does it work?” “No, but Jennifer Lawrence would look great using it.” Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Joy Movie
2015 Archive: The 2015 Amazon Dash Button
A physical button to buy laundry detergent. 2015 is the peak of “I’m too lazy to open an app.” Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2015 Archive: The 2015 Amazon Dash Button