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1998 Legacy: Worst New Star

 Why Joe Eszterhas (again)? Because the Razzies really, really wanted him to stop writing.

Part of the 37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon, Godzilla & Gigli’s Ancestors” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebSurfer_X05/31/1998 17:42Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@Fresh_Prince_9005/08/2010 11:29In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
@Buffy_Summers_9709/28/2006 22:09Slaying these jokes one by one.
@Inkjet_Printers06/22/2013 04:05Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@Fight_Club_Member10/29/2008 14:14I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
@Blink_Tag_User03/26/1995 17:54<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@Excite_User_9709/28/2014 17:10This site is very exciting!
@Salad_Fingers_F08/15/2009 15:13I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

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