Why did Italy go “Right”? Because they decided that a woman who calls herself a “Christian Mother” was the perfect antidote to 60 years of men in suits who couldn’t agree on a pasta sauce.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
My followers need to see this!