1996 Classic: The Skate-Punk

One, but he’ll spray-paint the bulb black first.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2020, the world hit the "pause" button. We all moved our lives...read more »

How many abstract artists does it take to change a light bulb? No...read more »

In 2011, the world was building its own reality. We were obsessiv...read more »

In 2009, the world went 3D. We were all obsessed with the glowing...read more »

In 2006, the world was shifting gears. Twitter (now X) launched w...read more »

In 2014, the world was obsessed with "Breaking the Internet," dum...read more »

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. O...read more »

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. On...read more »

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

In 2003, the world actually went dark during the Northeast Blacko...read more »

How many boomers does it take to change a light bulb? None. “Back...read more »

@WebTV_Viewer01/20/2002 22:38Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!

@Blink_182_Mark12/04/1999 09:11What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!

@Dodgeball_Pat04/13/2002 14:44If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.

@White_Goodman_G10/07/2014 02:02We’re better than you, and we know it!

@Star_Wars_Kid09/09/1997 00:03I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

@Charlie_Unicorn04/09/2008 15:20We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

@Social_Media_G03/23/1999 14:34I’m going to poke you for this joke!