Why did the President go to Egypt? To tell the Middle East “Let’s be friends,” and then spend the next seven years wondering why they didn’t text back.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
But you have heard of this joke!
More capacity for humor on this site!
The Dude abides... this joke.
The magic man... is laughing!
Deal with it. This is gold.