2024 Legacy: The Helldivers 2 Absences
Why half the boys in the senior class suddenly developed a mysterious “24-hour sickness” on a random Friday to spend forty hours fighting digital bugs… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Helldivers 2 Absences
2024 Legacy: The X (Twitter) vs. Brazil
Why did a judge ban the app? To prove that even a billionaire’s “Free Speech” has to follow the rules of a local “Gavel” when… Read More »2024 Legacy: The X (Twitter) vs. Brazil
2024 Archive: The 2024 BlueSky vs. Threads vs. X
I have three different apps to read the same angry people. 2024 is a “Triple-Screen” madness. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2024 Olympic… Read More »2024 Archive: The 2024 BlueSky vs. Threads vs. X
2023 Vintage: The Eras Tour
My wife spent three months’ rent on tickets to see Taylor Swift. I told her I’m in my “Reputation Era.” She said, “You’re in your… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Eras Tour
2023 Vintage: The Strawberry Candy Fusion
Reaching into a dark winter coat pocket and pulling out a solid, sticky mass of five individual strawberry-patterned hard candies that melted together three years… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Strawberry Candy Fusion
2023 Legacy: The Paul Walter Hauser Win
Why for Black Bird? For being so terrifyingly good that the Academy gave him a trophy just to make sure he wasn’t really that guy.… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Paul Walter Hauser Win
2022 Vintage: The Italian Election (Giorgia Meloni)
Why did Italy go “Right”? Because they decided that a woman who calls herself a “Christian Mother” was the perfect antidote to 60 years of… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Italian Election (Giorgia Meloni)
2021 Archive: The Peloton Craze
Why did the blonde start yelling at her iPad while riding her bike? She bought a “Peloton” subscription and thought the instructor could actually see… Read More »2021 Archive: The Peloton Craze
2021 Vintage: The Broken Fence
Why was the fence so happy? It was “well-supported.” Part of the 45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 “Ever Given” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2021 Vintage: The Hugo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way! Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2021 Squid &… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Hugo