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2019 Vintage: The Antonio Brown “Helmet” Saga

Why was he moving teams every week? Because he couldn’t find a helmet he liked, starting a drama that made reality TV look boring.

Part of the 47 Sports Jokes: The 2019 “The Bounce & Tiger’s Roar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Napster_King09/05/2010 21:36I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
@Buffy_Fan9709/19/1996 17:26Slaying the competition with these jokes.
@Mean_Girls_Regina06/06/1998 15:00Get in loser, we are going laughing!
@Winamp_Playlist06/24/1996 22:26Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
@Ninja_Turtle_R10/24/2015 15:09Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Joe_Cartoon_G08/02/2012 04:07Press the button for more humor!

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