“I’m a Team Edward fan!” “Honey, you’re 40. The only thing sparkling about a guy your age is the sweat on his forehead after walking up the stairs.”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2008 “Superhero Peak & Economic Leak” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking & Frozen Hearts” Edition
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A little girl and boy are...
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2025 Classic: The Fantastic Four Family
"We’re like the Fantastic Four!" "Because we have powers?" "No, ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Beyond the Spider-Verse Wait
"I'm stuck in a canon event!" "Is it the one where you forget ou...read more »
51 Adult Jokes: The 2001 “iPod & Digital Wizardry” Edition
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52 Adult Jokes: The 2024 “Maximum Effort & Very Demure” Edition
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52 Adult Jokes: The 2005 “Viral Clips & Stage-5 Clingers” Edition
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2025 Vintage: The Minecraft Movie Part 2
"I'm mining for diamonds!" "Mine for some motivation to clean th...read more »
The Magic Lamp Deal
Genies always have a way of twisting your deepest desires.A guy f...read more »
Q: What do you say when...
Q: What do you say when your favorite smoke shop is replaced by a...read more »
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54 Adult Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slinging & Reality Bites” Edition
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2025 Vintage: The Wednesday Season 2 Dance
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Why did I get divorced? Well,...
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2025 Vintage: The 2025 Workout
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!