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2013 Archive: Benedict XVI Resigns

Why was the Pope’s retirement a historic “mic drop”? Because it was the first time in 600 years a Pope realized that “Infallibility” doesn’t cover the exhaustion of dealing with the Vatican bureaucracy.

Part of the 33 Politicians Jokes: The 2013 “Whistleblowers & White Smoke” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ModemWarrior01/03/2009 18:25I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
@Winamp_Skin_Maker05/10/2001 03:56Llama approved! This joke really whips!
@Harry_Potter_Hermione03/09/2007 01:12It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
@Coffee_Addict03/17/2004 16:31404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Winamp_Playlist09/25/1998 02:35Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
@Jordan_Fan_2304/15/2004 08:11Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
@Smosh_Old_School01/07/2013 06:13Back when the internet was simple and funny.

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