Why was the Navy watching Chinese dredging ships? Because China proved that if you don’t have an island for your military base, you can always just build one out of coral and “Manifest Destiny.”
Part of the 37 Military Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Stealth Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
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