Why John Cusack? For proving that a haunted hotel room is much scarier when it starts playing “We’ve Only Just Begun” on the radio.
Part of the 40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2007 “Anton Chigurh, Milkshakes & Giant Robots” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Vintage: The American Fiction "White Books"
Why Jeffrey Wright? For a satire that reminded us that Hollywood ...read more »
37 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1997 “King of the World, Bad Batmans & Face-Swapping” Edition
In 1997, Hollywood was obsessed with scale. If it wasn’t the most...read more »
2025 Classic: The Minecraft Movie Square-off
Why does everything look like a block? For a movie that proved th...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Wicked Part 1
Why the green? For a musical that spent $150 million to prove tha...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Longlegs "Hail Satan"
Why Nicolas Cage? For a performance so weird and high-pitched tha...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom
Why the delay? For a sequel that felt like the last guest at a pa...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Fast X Bridge
Why Jason Momoa? For a villain who was so "fabulous" and chaotic ...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Priscilla vs. Elvis
Why the height difference? For a movie that reminded us that whil...read more »
2023 Archive: The 2023 Final Industry Vibe
Why the "Double Strike"? Because it was the year the actors and w...read more »
2025 Classic: The F1 Speed
Why Brad Pitt (again)? For proving that at 61, he can still fit i...read more »
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41 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2003 “Pirate Swagger, Fish Finding & The King’s Return” Edition
In 2003, Hollywood decided that more is definitely more. It was t...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Iron Claw Muscles
Why Zac Efron? For a movie where the actors had so much muscle an...read more »
34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2025 “Man of Steel, Fire Ash & The Multiverse Fatigue” Edition
In 2025, Hollywood finally decided that "dark and gritty" was out...read more »
2025 Classic: The Passion of the Christ
Resurrection: Why the wait? For Mel Gibson proving that a sequel ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
The farce is strong with this one!
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
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