I’m “weaving” a story.
Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
I should make a game about this joke.
Equality for all jokes!