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2006 Vintage: The Fabric

 I’m “weaving” a story.

Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dial_Up_King07/03/2005 10:08Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
@Pulp_Fiction_Jules03/22/2003 00:40Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
@Agent_Smith_0106/24/2000 18:01It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@Limp_Bizkit_Fan10/09/1995 01:46Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
@Champ_Kind_Wham02/26/2005 08:42WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
@Lag_Victim_0111/08/2014 06:21I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
@Flash_Game_Dev09/05/2012 04:11I should make a game about this joke.
@Net_Neutrality12/04/2005 07:55Equality for all jokes!

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