2002 Vintage: The Dr. Phil Debut
Why did the President’s staff watch him? To see if “How’s that workin’ for ya?” could be used as a valid response to the U.N.… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Dr. Phil Debut
2002 Legacy: Scooby-Doo (The Live Action)
Why was the dog so confused? Because he saw a CGI version of himself on the screen and realized he wasn’t getting nearly enough snacks… Read More »2002 Legacy: Scooby-Doo (The Live Action)
2002 Classic: The Vin Diesel
A guy walks in wearing a tank top. The bartender says, “I don’t have ‘Family’, I only have customers.” Part of the 71 Bar Jokes:… Read More »2002 Classic: The Vin Diesel
2001 Archive: The Disposable Mission Delay
The short-term mission team returning from their trip with twenty-five plastic disposable cameras, knowing they have to wait two weeks for the pharmacy to develop… Read More »2001 Archive: The Disposable Mission Delay
2001 Classic: The “Bootylicious” Vocabulary
Why was the dictionary expanding? Because Destiny’s Child officially added a new word to the American lexicon that Grandpa definitely didn’t understand. Part of the… Read More »2001 Classic: The “Bootylicious” Vocabulary
2000 Classic: The Craft Beer Rise
A guy asks for a beer that “doesn’t have a commercial with a talking animal.” Part of the 67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium… Read More »2000 Classic: The Craft Beer Rise
1998 Legacy: The Phone Sex
Why did Bill prefer phone sex? Because you can’t get DNA on a fiber-optic cable. Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 1998 “Beret, Cigar… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Phone Sex
1998 Vintage: Best Reggae Album
Why Ziggy Marley and the Melody Makers? Because the “Marley” name is basically a VIP pass to the winner’s circle. Part of the 38 Grammy… Read More »1998 Vintage: Best Reggae Album
1998 Legacy: Worst New Star
Why Joe Eszterhas (again)? Because the Razzies really, really wanted him to stop writing. Part of the 37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon, Godzilla… Read More »1998 Legacy: Worst New Star
1997 Legacy: The Jet Lag
What was the 1997 cure? Drinking a “New Age” energy drink that was basically 99% sugar and 1% mystery herbs. Part of the 50 Travel… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Jet Lag