2009 Vintage: The Stephen Curry Draft

Why did the Warriors take the “skinny kid”? Because they realized that “shooting from the parking lot” was going to be the next big trend in the NBA.

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Lion_King_Simba04/21/2002 07:14Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.

@Jesus_Quintana04/18/2013 08:05Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@Nirvana_Teen04/16/2003 15:09Smells like... teen humor. I love it.

@Nu_Metal_Kid04/15/2014 07:23I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!

@Prestige_World_W05/01/1999 20:54Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).

@Last_Commenter08/05/2012 20:38Saving the best laugh for last!