2012 Classic: The Star
I’m “twinkling” in the dark night. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Vintage: The Mad Men 0-for-17
Why did a show with a record 17 nominations win zero trophies? Because after four years of dominance, the Academy decided to show Don Draper… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Mad Men 0-for-17
2012 Classic: The PSY “Gangnam Style” Viral Peak
Why the horse dance? Because PSY became the first person to hit 1 billion views on YouTube, proving that you don’t need to speak Korean… Read More »2012 Classic: The PSY “Gangnam Style” Viral Peak
2011 Archive: The Rihanna
“We Found Love.” I told her we found love in a hopeless place. She said, “Yeah, the DMV back in ’98.” Part of the 68… Read More »2011 Archive: The Rihanna
2011 Vintage: The X-Men
First Class: “I’m a mutant with special powers!” “Being able to smell a pizza delivery from three blocks away is not a superpower, Kevin.” Part of the 53… Read More »2011 Vintage: The X-Men
2010 Classic: The “Alejandro” Lady Gaga
Why was the guest list so specific? Because Gaga kept calling for Fernando and Roberto, and we only had a Steve and a Gary. Part… Read More »2010 Classic: The “Alejandro” Lady Gaga
2009 Archive: The Twilight
New Moon: A guy walks in and takes his shirt off. The bartender says, “Put it back on, Jacob. This isn’t a forest.” Part of the… Read More »2009 Archive: The Twilight
2009 Archive: The Amazing Race’s 7th Win
Why? Because watching Americans lose their passports in Mongolia is apparently a gift that keeps on giving. Part of the 36 Emmy Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2009 Archive: The Amazing Race’s 7th Win
2009 Legacy: The Waiting Room 2
I’ve been here so long I’ve actually become a part of the upholstery. Part of the 59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Waiting Room 2
2008 Classic: The Search for “Malware”
Why was the receptionist scanning her PC? She heard “Conficker” was coming and she thought it sounded like a bad word. Part of the 67… Read More »2008 Classic: The Search for “Malware”