2024 Archive: The Cow
I’m “moo-ving” to the cloud. Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified
2022 Archive: The “Hearts and Minds” of 2022
Why the Starlink dishes? To prove that “Internet Access” is the most important “Humanitarian Aid” for an army that likes to post on Reddit. Part… Read More »2022 Archive: The “Hearts and Minds” of 2022
2022 Vintage: The “Significant” Passage of Time
Why did Kamala Harris repeat that phrase? To prove that in 2022, “Time” is the only thing the administration had plenty of, but no one… Read More »2022 Vintage: The “Significant” Passage of Time
2021 Legacy: The World of Warcraft “Burning Crusade Classic”
Why was the IT department nostalgic? Because 2021 was the year we realized the “Future” was just the “Past” with more lag. Part of the… Read More »2021 Legacy: The World of Warcraft “Burning Crusade Classic”
2021 Classic: Jared Leto’s House of Gucci
Why did he win Worst Supporting Actor? For a performance that involved five pounds of latex and an accent that sounded like Mario and Luigi’s… Read More »2021 Classic: Jared Leto’s House of Gucci
2021 Legacy: The Bernie Sanders Vibe
“Why are you sitting in the corner with giant mittens and a grumpy face?” “I’m ‘Bernie-ing’! I’m waiting for the stimulus check and the motivation to… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Bernie Sanders Vibe
2018 Classic: The “Girls Like You” Video
Every woman in Hollywood is in this video. Maroon 5 is basically the “Avengers” of pop-rock cameos. Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The 2018… Read More »2018 Classic: The “Girls Like You” Video
2018 Archive: The Hearing Aid Feedback Drone
Causing a high-pitched, metallic whistle to echo through the quiet dining room because the small microphone is pressing directly against the wire frame of a… Read More »2018 Archive: The Hearing Aid Feedback Drone
2018 Classic: The North Korea Summit (Singapore)
Why was the meeting with Kim Jong-un historic? Because it was the first time a sitting U.S. President met a North Korean leader, proving that… Read More »2018 Classic: The North Korea Summit (Singapore)
2018 Vintage: The Luka Doncic Draft
Why did Atlanta trade him? Because they thought they didn’t need a kid from Slovenia who had already conquered Europe—a move they started rethinking in… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Luka Doncic Draft